69 Funny Morning Quotes to Start Your Day

Funny Morning Quotes: Waking up in the morning can often be a struggle, but these funny morning quotes are guaranteed to give you a laugh and help boost your mood first thing. Whether you’re hitting the snooze button one too many times or rushing to get out the door, this collection of 69 humorous sayings will have you feeling more cheerful about the start of your day.

From relatable musings about abandoning your warm, cozy bed to entertaining questions about just what the morning person you live with is so darn happy about, these lighthearted quotes capture the comedic essence of early mornings. You’ll find amusing thoughts on everything from attempting to motivate yourself with positive affirmations to wondering what decade it is when your alarm goes off at an ungodly hour.

With laugh-out-loud lines contributed by comedy writers, comedians and everyday chroniclers of morning misery, this assortment is guaranteed to have you either grinning or nodding vigorously in agreement. 

Either way, they’re sure to curb your pre-coffee crankiness and get your day off to a lighter, more upbeat beginning. So kick back, scroll through and find your favorite funny morning quotes to brighten up even the darkest of early hours.

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Funny Good Morning Humour

  1. Good morning 🌞 I survived another dark, brutal night on less than 2 hours of sleep 😴
  2. Top of the morning ✨ Alexa, play “I got out of bed for this?” by Notenoughcoffee 😣💤
  3. Rested? Who’s she? ☕ I only know Tired and Exhausted 😫😴
  4. Brain: “It’s morning, you lazy bum!”
  5. Me: “I’m too tired for your positivity.” 😴😑
  6. Morning brain is just 3 angry raccoons in a trenchcoat 🤣😵‍💫
  7. Me after hitting snooze 15 times: “This is fine, I don’t need those extra 15 minutes anyways.” 😴🤡
  8. Morning wake up routine: 1) Snooze 2) Curse the sun 3) Rub eyes 4) Fall back asleep 😴☀️💤
  9. Good morning 🌞 or is it? squints at time 🤨😖
  10. Morning is evil and can suck it 😈 Good morning! 🤓☕️
  11. When your alarm wakes you from the best dream #NotAmorningPerson 😤😴
  12. Me crawling out of bed: “Why is the floor so far away?” 😵‍💫🛌
  13. TFW you realize your “five more minutes” turned into 30 😳😴
  14. Me as I chug coffee every 2 seconds: “This is fine.”🔥☕️
  15. Friend: “Up and at em!”
  16. Me: “Up and leave me alone.”😴😒
  17. Coffee before human interaction please. ☕️👽
  18. Two types of people: Morning people and people still sleeping. 😴☀️
  19. Me slowly emerging from my den: “I have risen.”☕️🏞️
  20. Morning brain doesn’t exist 🧠 has shut down until 11am 🤖😴”

Funny Good Morning Messages

  1. Rise and shine! 😴☀️ I’ll be hiding under the covers if you need me.
  2. Good morning world 🌎 I’m still debating whether or not to officially join it today. 🤔
  3. Top o’ the mornin’ to ya ☀️ Now someone bring me coffee so I can function like a human. ☕️
  4. The morning says hi 🌄 I however am not a morning person so you’ll have to talk to my backup internal monologue.😴
  5. Gooood morning! 😬 The dark circles under my eyes say it’s too early but my boss says otherwise.
  6. Morning has broken 🌅 but so has my will to live before noon. 💀
  7. Rise and shine! 🌄 I’ve risen but the shine will take a few more cups of coffee. ☕️
  8. Good morning world! 🌎 Unfortunately my eyes are still closed so I’ll have to take your word that it is.😴
  9. Rise and grind ☀️ Please don’t make me rise or grind, coffee and bed are calling my name.
  10. Morning! 🌞 pretends to be a functioning human whilst running on empty 😵‍💫
  11. Top o’ the mornin’ 🍀 Now if you’ll excuse me I should probably attempt being awake before conversing further.
  12. It’s a brand new day! 🌅 Now someone help me find the motivation to leave my cozy bed. 🛌
  13. Morning friends! 🌄 I say that like I’m not horrified at the idea of being conscious right now. 😰”

Funny Have a Great Day Quotes

  1. Have a great day… or don’t. I’m not your boss. 😉
  2. Wishing you a day as amazing as I am at waking up early. 😴☀️
  3. May your day be as bright as my ability to function before noon. ☕️
  4. Carpe diem! Or don’t, who am I to tell you how to live your life? 🤷‍♀️
  5. Have a wonderful day… or don’t, the world won’t actually end either way. 🌎
  6. Sending you good vibes and the hope that your day goes better than my mornings typically do. 😩👍
  7. I hope your day is filled with joy, laughter, and not needing a 3-hour nap by 10 AM. 💤
  8. Wishing you all the happiness in the world… or at least enough caffeine to get you through it. ☕️😊
  9. May your day be as productive as my attempts to be a morning person. So, not very. 🥱
  10. Here’s to a fantastic day ahead! Or at least one that’s slightly less chaotic than my life. 😅
  11. Go forth and conquer! Or don’t, it’s your day – spend it however you’d like. 💪🤷‍♂️

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Funny Ways to Say Good Morning

  1. “Have a splendid day, and if you can’t, you better have a good excuse like winning the lottery!” 💰
  2. “Have a wonderful day! And if you can’t be wonderful, then run as fast as you can!” 🏃‍♂️
  3. “Have an awesome day! Kick it in the butt if it gives you trouble.” 🦵
  4. “Go forth and have an epic day! And if it’s not epic, hide the evidence.” 🤫
  5. “Have the best day ever! And if not, fake it ’til you make it.” 🥸
  6. “Go forth and conquer this day! If it puts up a fight, sic your wingman on it.” 🤺
  7. “May the odds be ever in your favor as you have your day. And if they’re not, blame The Hunger Games.” 🎯
  8. “Have a spectacular day! If it’s a dud, demand a do-over.” 💁‍♀️
  9. “Go forth and be brilliant! And if you can’t hack it, call in sick with a rare tropical disease.” 🤒
  10. “Have the best day possible! If plans fall through, it’s not you, it’s me.” 🙋‍♂️
  11. “Make your day outstanding! If it goes sideways, take a personal day.” 🏖️
  12. “Have a magnificent day! If it tanks, retreat and regroup.” 🛡️
  13. “Get out there and dazzle! If it doesn’t work, pretend it never happened.” 🤥
  14. “Take on this day and win! If you lose, deny, deny, deny!” 🤐

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