Welcome to our collection of 150+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Annoying Sister! Sisters may drive us crazy at times, but we love them nonetheless. Whether your sister is a constant source of laughter or just loves to annoy you, these birthday wishes are sure to put a smile on her face.

So, let’s celebrate your sister’s special day with these funny and heartwarming messages!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Annoying Sister

🥳 Happy birthday you little gremlin! Thank you for always keeping me on my toes, even if it’s annoying as heck. Love ya sis!
🤪 Congrats on making it another year sis – we all know it’s a miracle with your attitude. Kidding…kinda! Have a great day drama queen 👸
😝 Thanks for forever keeping me humble by always one-upping me. Go blow out your candles and make a wish to be less annoying, haha!

😜 I’d get you a gift but nothing could contain your giant ego sis. Hope your day is as fabulous as you are…ha! Love you bossy pants.
😂 Cake and candles for the queen of high maintenance today! Thanks for always letting me know who’s in charge – you’re the best annoying big sis ever.
😄 Wishing the most passive aggressive day to my nemesis sis! You may be a pain but you sure keep life interesting, love you annoying butt.

🤣 Gotta hand it to you sis, you know how to make an entrance and steal the spotlight – hope your birthday is as dramatic as you!
😆 I’ll let you blow out the candles, but only if you sing a rendition of your latest Spotify hit first Ms. Diva. Happy birthday sis!
😇 I pray you find inner peace and less neurosis this year sis. Just kidding, you’d be boring without your neuroses! Have an amazing day drama queen.

😂 Please save us all from an hours long monologue about yourself at the party annoying one. Love you, try to keep the narcissism to a minimum!
🙃 Thanks for always ensuring I never thought too highly of myself sis. Someone’s gotta keep my ego in check – you’re really bringing the light sister!
😜 Your antics keep me so entertained, even if it is mostly secondhand embarrassment sis. Hope your day is as extra as you – you’re the biggest hambino ever!

🤪 Here’s hoping you don’t attempt to outdo literally everyone’s party plans again this year…but we all know you will drama queen! Love you annoying butt.
😇 How do you manage to make everything about you without even trying sis? Your birthday, your way princess – have an over the top day!
😝 Wishing you a day as special as your inflated sense of self sis! You’re truly a gift – go blow out candles and make a wish to be less self-absorbed annoying one ;P

🙃 Your lack of self-awareness gets me every time big sis! Thanks for the endless laughs (usually at your expense.) Have an amazing narcissistic day drama kid!
🤣 Be sure to thoroughly examine and scrutinize your gifts again this year sis. And do make sure to sigh dramatically about each one too – you’re the best annoying big sis!
😆 I didn’t get you anything too thoughtful since I knew you’d find some reason to hate it anyway drama queen. Love you annoying beautiful!

😇 Hoping your day doesn’t revolve entirely around you for once bossy pants! Just teasing, thanks for always reminding me who’s really in charge sis hehe.
😝 Don’t forget to sing an impromptu birthday ballad for all of us to hear again this year sis. Your voice is truly an angel – even if it is screechy! Love you annoying one.
😏 Wishing the happiest day to my biggest pain in the butt sis! You make everything a production, hope your special day is as theatrical as you.

🤣 Thanks for continuing to raise the annoying sister bar each year diva. May all your birthday wishes come true – especially more drama. You’re the best, love you sis!
😇 Please refrain from insulting everyone’s outfits, hair and gifts again this year sis. Just kidding, we depend on your scathing reviews annoying one!
😋 Cake and candles for the favorite sibling in my heart – or at least favorite to annoy the heck out of! Thanks for keeping it interesting my dramatic queen 👑

😆 Let’s hope your spotlight hogging ends today annoying one…but who are we kidding? This day is all about you, as it should be – queen of annoying! Love ya babe 🥳
😇 I got you the gift of silence this year noisy sister. Kidding, your shrieks of joy are music love you annoying butt!
🤪 Hope your day is as fabulous and over the top as your personality sis! Thanks for always reminding us not to take ourselves too seriously bossy pants 👸

😝 No one does pettiness quite like you bothersome one! Wishing you a day overflowing with passive aggression and dramatics – love you annoying queen 👑
😇 May all your petty wishes come true and drama be plentiful sis! Hope your day is as ridiculous and annoying as you – love you crazy pants!
😋 Cake and candles for my favorite pain in my butt! Hoping your special day brings everything melodramatic and over the top – annoying sis ftw 👏

😇 Why ask how you’re doing when I know it’ll launch into a monologue about all that ails you sis? Hope your day is as whiny and annoying as you are! Love you obnoxious.
😝 Always here to spread your special brand of passive aggression and toxicity sis. You’re truly gifted – wishing you the best day annoying beautiful!
😇 Wishing you a day as centered around yourself as always little sis. Hope it brings ample opportunities for dramatics – you’re the best drama llama!

🤣 Here’s hoping your spotlight hogging knows no limits again today obnoxious one! Thanks for the lifelong laughs, have the most melodramatic day ever sister!
😇 More power to your pettiness sis – you really know how to start unnecessary fights like no other. Have a drama filled day you annoying queen!
😇 Hoping your gift opening criticisms aren’t too scathing this year judgey one! Love you annoying sis, have the best most dramatic bday.

😝 Thanks for never failing to stir the pot sis – you’re truly gifted at bringing the most unnecessary and annoying drama! Love you jerk face, have the best day. 🤣
😝 I pray your inner turmoil fuels plentiful annoyance for us all again today sis! Wishing a day full of your special brand of crazy – love you obnoxious.
😇 Hope your gift of attention seeking brings ample opportunity for shrieking today annoying one! Please post 37 selfies, we love living vicariously through your narcissism sis 😝

🤪 No one does a subtle dig or humble brag quite like you sis! Wishing you the most melodramatic and absurdly annoying day ever – you’re truly gifted obnoxious one!
😇 May your gift of oversharing continue to traumatize us all annoying sis! Really hoping we get an inside look into your innermost turmoils, insecurities, and petty beefs again today – you’re the best drama queen!
😝 Here’s hoping your gift of making everything about you is in full force again today sis! We love living life through your dramatized filter annoying queen 👸 Have the most obnoxious day ever!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Younger Sister

🤪 Thank you for always teaching us the art of pettiness and bringing unnecessary drama sis. Hope your day is as obnoxious and annoying as you – love you jerk face! 😘
😇 Hoping your gift of always playing the victim is on full display again sis! Thanks for the laughs annoying one, wishing a day of top-notch melodramatics 🎭
😝 Your gift of extreme high maintenance is truly a marvel sis! Here’s hoping it rears its annoying head today – thanks for keeping it loud and obnoxious bossy pants! 😘

😇 Hoping your gift of awkwardly inserting yourself into any and all conversations flows freely today sis. We love how much you love hearing your own voice – have an obnoxious day queen!
🤪 Must insist that your gift of constantly complaining is shared at length with us all again today. Thanks for blessing us with your unique brand of annoying sis!
😝 Hope your gift of unnecessary and expert level drama brings us never ending entertainment today sis! Love you annoying jerk, wishing an absurdly dramatic bday 🤣

😇 Please allow your gift of finding fault in everything to shine today bossy pants! Wishing you all the obnoxious melodramatics annoying sis, love ya crazy lady.
🤪 Sending wishes that your gift of always being high strung brings a lifetime of laughs annoying one! Hope your whole day is an unnecessary level 10 dramafest, you gifted sis!
😝 Thank you for always reminding us who runs things around here sis! May your gift of tyrannical controlling nature live on, and bring ample annoyance – love you obnoxious queen!

😇 Thanks for generously sharing your gift of haughty arrogance with us sister. Wishing you plenty of opportunities to put others down today – annoying sis ftw! 🥳
🤪 Hoping today brings you chances to really blow your horn and toot your own arrogant little flute sis! No one strokes their ego quite like you annoying one.
😝 Praying your gift of overanalyzing literally everything gives us constant headache-inducing annoyance sis! Love you awkward penguin, have an obnoxious day.

😇 Hoping your condescending nature is on full display again today sis! Thanks for always making the rest of us feel like garbage – you annoying queen you!
🤪 Wishing you moments to really shine today through your gift of absurdly inappropriate one-upsmanship sis. May it know no bounds annoying one!
😝 Here’s to amplifying your gift of oblivious rudeness for an extra special treat sis! Love watching you stick your foot in your mouth – have an obnoxious day loud mouth!

😇 Hoping you find ample time to indulge your gift of incessant whining and complaining today sis. Thank you for the constant white noise, you obnoxious queen.
🤪 May your gift of derailing any conversation to insert yourself reach new heights today sis! Hope it’s an obnoxious attention-seeking fest – you’re truly gifted annoying one. 👑
😝 Wishing your special gift of brutal honesty (aka unnecessary insults) takes center stage today sis! Love you mean jerk, have an exceptionally obnoxious day drama queen.

😇 Thanks for perfecting the craft of petty insults and unnecessary shade bossy pants! Hoping these bless us with laughs today – you’re truly an artist annoying sis😘
🤪 Please allow your innate gift of overreaction and exaggeration to flourish today sis! No one blows things out of proportion quite like you drama llama, wishing an absurdly obnoxious day! 🦙

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Funny Happy Birthday Little Sister

Happy birthday to my little sister who always keeps me on my toes! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, surprises, and a cake that’s as sweet as you are. Enjoy your special day, you little troublemaker! 😄🎂🎁
🎉🎊 Wishing a very happy birthday to my little partner in crime! May your day be filled with endless laughter, unforgettable memories, and a cake that’s too delicious to resist. Enjoy your special day, little sis! 😂🎂🎁
Happy birthday to the little sister who never fails to make me smile! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, fun, and all the toys you can handle. Here’s to another year of being the cutest little troublemaker ever! 😜🎂🎁

It’s your birthday, little sis, and I must admit, you’re the funniest little girl I know! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with smiles, giggles, and a cake that’s as sweet as you are. Enjoy your special day, you adorable troublemaker! 😄🎂🎁
🎉🎊 Wishing a very happy birthday to my little partner in crime! May your day be filled with endless laughter, unforgettable moments, and a cake that’s too yummy to resist. Enjoy your special day, little sis! 😂🎂🎁
Happy birthday to the little sister who always knows how to put a smile on my face! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with joy, surprises, and all the ice cream you can eat. Here’s to another year of being the funniest little girl in the world! 😜🎂🎁

🎉🎊 It’s your special day, little sis, and I couldn’t be more excited to celebrate with you! May your birthday be filled with laughter, mischief, and a cake that’s as mischievous as you are. Even though you drive me crazy, I still love you to bits! 😂🎂🎁
Happy birthday to the little sister who always keeps me entertained with her hilarious jokes! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, fun, and a whole lot of cake. Here’s to another year of being the funniest kid in the family! 😄🎂🎁
🎉🎊 Wishing a very happy birthday to my little partner in laughter! May your day be filled with endless giggles, unforgettable moments, and a cake that’s as delicious as your jokes. Enjoy your special day, little sis! 😂🎂🎁

Happy birthday to the little sister who never fails to crack me up! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, fun, and all the toys you can handle. Here’s to another year of being the queen of comedy! 😄🎂🎁
🎉🎊 It’s your special day, little sis, and I couldn’t be more excited to celebrate with you! May your birthday be filled with laughter, mischief, and a cake that’s as mischievous as you are. Even though you drive me crazy with your antics, I still love you to the moon and back! 😜🎂🎁
Happy birthday to the little sister who always keeps me entertained with her hilarious pranks! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of cake. Here’s to another year of being the best little troublemaker ever! 😂🎂🎁

🎉🎊 Wishing a very happy birthday to my little partner in crime! May your day be filled with endless laughter, unforgettable memories, and a cake that’s as mischievous as you are. Enjoy your special day, little sis! 😄🎂🎁
Happy birthday to the little sister who always knows how to make me burst into laughter! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with joy, surprises, and all the ice cream you can eat. Here’s to another year of being the funniest kid around! 😂🎂🎁
🎉🎊 It’s your special day, little sis, and I couldn’t be more excited to celebrate with you! May your birthday be filled with laughter, mischief, and a cake that’s as mischievous as you are. Even though you drive me crazy, I still love you to bits! 😜🎂🎁

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister on Instagram

😝 Hoping your ability to always make things about you reaches new levels today sis! No one does a better humble brag or victim spiel than you annoying queen, have the most obnoxious day! 👸
😇 Your gift of insufferable pessimism truly amazes me sis! Maybe try a day of spreading sunshine instead of rainclouds for once? Just kidding, love you annoying butt 🤪
🤪 Thanks for perfecting how to butt into any conversation like the annoying busybody you are sis! Hoping today brings ample chances to interrupt – you’re gifted obnoxious queen! 👑

😝 I pray your innate talent for blowing smoke up your own behind is in rare form again today sis! No one strokes their ego quite like you annoying Narcissa, wishing an obnoxious day 🥳
😇 Please continue to share your gift of being a know-it-all and mansplaining expert with us sister. No one corrects quite like you annoying one – have an obnoxious day sis! 😘
🤪 May your gift of performative woe-is-me theatrics bless us all today sis! No one does melodrama like you drama queen, hoping for a full blown annoying performance 🎭

😝 Your innate gift for escalating every minor issue into a meltdown never ceases to amaze sis! Please indulge today, we love watching you lose your insufferable mind! Love you hot mess annoying one💗
😇 Thanks for perfecting how to suck the joy from any room like an annoyed black hole sis! Hoping your Debbie downerism gift shines today, wishing a super obnoxious day drama pants! 🤡
🤪 Praying your innate annoying little brother tormenting talent sees use today sis! No one ruins a vibe like you Medusa, hope your day is as irritating as you – love you annoying hag!😘🤗

😝 Hope your gift of always asserting yourself reaches astronomical levels today sis! Maybe try letting someone else speak for once annoying windbag? Just kidding, keep blowing hot air – wishing an exceptionally annoying day drama mama!👑
😇 Praying your gift of subtle digs galore is put on full display sis! Thanks for the constant backhanded compliments annoying one, may your melodramatics know no bounds! 🤡
🤪 Wishing your ability to ruin literally any festive occasion radiates today sis! No one bursts bubbles quite like you annoying queen – here’s hoping the melodramatics flow!👑

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Birthday Wishes for Sister Funny

😝 Hoping your gift of unnecessary criticism and judgment spreads far and wide today obnoxious sis! May your pettiness know no bounds judgey mcjudgerton, wishing lots of annoying fun!😝
😇 May your gift of extreme jealousy always give me a giggle sister! Here’s hoping you find things to be petty about today – your unique brand of annoying is gift that keeps on giving sis!💕

🤪 Please indulge your gift of irrational anger and overreactions today sis! You’re so gifted at making mountains from molehills drama queen, wishing many obnoxious outbursts ahead! 🤬
😝 Here’s sending wishes your talent for inserting yourself into any situation flourishes sis! No one does cramping a vibe quite like you annoying lovebug, hoping for top-tier obtrusive behavior! 🤗
😇 Sending wishes that your innate ability to ruin all surprises manifests strongly today sis! Maybe try keeping a secret for once annoying blabbermouth? Nah, spill all gossip queen! 👸🏻

🤪 Praying your gift for unnecessary drama and meddling is put on full display today sis! No one inserts themselves quite like you do annoying one, may your irritation shine!🤡
😝 Hoping you find ample chances to truly expose yourself through oversharing today sister! No one gives unsolicited opinions and TMI quite like you do annoying TMI queen, wishing an obnoxiously fun day!👑
😇 May your gift of being the resident devils advocate always entertain sis! Even if you arguing just to argue bossy pants, hoping for argumentative bliss today annoying queen!👸🏼

🤪 Here’s hoping your gift for always having the last word knows no bounds today sis! You annoyingly love being right don’t you sis? please indulge, it’s hilarious – wishing an exceptionally obnoxious day diva!👸🏼
😝 Sending wishes that your innate impatience and demanding gifts explode today sis! No one does a sweeter tantrum than you do annoying brat, may the aggravating melodramatics flow DIVA!😈
😇 Please continue harnessing your special ability to take over any conversation today sis! No one does talking over others quite like you do queen, wishing many obnoxious interruptions ahead diva!👸🏼

🤪 Praying your talent for rude condescension and passive aggression reaches new levels today obnoxious sister! Here’s hoping the eye rolls, scoffs and snide comments bless us all sis!🤪
😝 Here’s to embracing your innate gift of inconsiderateness and awkward social faux pas today sis! You’re truly talented at sticking feet directly in mouth, hoping for an annoyingly entertaining day!🦶
😇 Wishing your gift for escalating any situation into an unnecessary dramatic show down radiates today sister! Your mediation skills are truly award worthy – please share your irritating talent!😇

🤪 Sending wishes that your annoying gift of martyrdom finds many opportunities to manifest today sis! No one milks performative woe-is-me quite like you do – top tier annoyance manifesting wishes Queen! 👸🏻
😝 Here are birthday vibes fueling your gift of ruining surprises sis! Your blabbing always takes the joy from others – please keep spilling all secrets, it’s annoyingly entertaining bossy pants!👖
😇 Praying your magical talent for instigating trouble and unnecessary beef reaches new heights today sister! No one stirs the pot quite like you annoying one – your irritation is truly a gift!😇

🤪 May your innate ability to make a scene and cause disruption in public places shine brightly today sis! Your lack of awareness never fails to amuse – wishing an exceptionally bothersome day my loud mouth queen!👑
😝 Wishing fulfillment of your gift of being needlessly hypersensitive and jumping to irrational conclusions sister! Your fragility is truly amusing – please find abundant snowflakiness today sis!❄️
😇 Here are birthday vibes fueling your annoying ability to hog all attention and commandeer any given situation sis! Let your spotlight hogging roam free wildly you attention needy queen! 👸🏻

🤪 Sending wishes that your talent of nitpicking reaches peak annoying perfection today obnoxious one! Your scathing criticism brightens any room, hoping for prime petty dismantling – you truly are gifted loud mouth!👄
😝 Here are wishes powering your vexing gift for backseat controlling and armchair quarterbacking today sis! Live your passive aggressive advice squawking dreams, it’s an irritation like no other annoying helicopter sister! 🚁
😇 Embrace your special ability to suck all fun from every room sister – your irritating way never fails to enthral! Here are birthday vibes fueling prime buzzkilling – may your annoying persist loudly you humbug of fun ruining!🎉

Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Sister

Happy birthday to my amazing older sister who still acts like a kid at heart! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and lots of cake. Here’s to another year of being the funniest and coolest sister in the world! 😄🎂🎁
🎉🎊 Wishing a very happy birthday to my partner in crime, my older sis! May your day be filled with endless laughter, unforgettable moments, and a cake that’s too delicious to share. Enjoy your special day, you funny soul! 😂🎂🎁
Happy birthday to my older sister who always knows how to make me laugh until my stomach hurts! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with joy, surprises, and a cake that’s as sweet as you are. Here’s to another year of being the funniest sibling around! 😜🎂🎁

🎉🎊 It’s your special day, big sis, and I couldn’t be more excited to celebrate with you! May your birthday be filled with laughter, mischief, and a cake that’s as mischievous as you are. Even though you’re older, you’re still the funniest person I know! 😂🎂🎁
Happy birthday to my older sister who never fails to crack me up with her witty humor! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, fun, and all the cake you can handle. Here’s to another year of being the queen of comedy in our family! 😄🎂🎁
🎉🎊 Wishing a very happy birthday to my older sister, the funniest person I know! May your day be filled with endless giggles, unforgettable moments, and a cake that’s as hilarious as your jokes. Enjoy your special day, you hilarious soul! 😂🎂🎁

Happy birthday to my older sister who always keeps me entertained with her crazy antics! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of cake. Here’s to another year of being the funniest and most lovable sister ever! 😜🎂🎁
🎉🎊 It’s your special day, big sis, and I couldn’t be more excited to celebrate with you! May your birthday be filled with laughter, mischief, and a cake that’s as mischievous as you are. Even though you’re older, you still have the funniest sense of humor! 😂🎂🎁
Happy birthday to my older sister who always knows how to make me laugh, even on my worst days! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with joy, surprises, and a cake that’s as sweet as your jokes. Here’s to another year of being the funniest and most awesome sister ever! 😄🎂🎁

🎉🎊 Wishing a very happy birthday to my older sister, the master of funny faces and hilarious pranks! May your day be filled with endless laughter, unforgettable moments, and a cake that’s as entertaining as you are. Enjoy your special day, you jokester! 😂🎂🎁
Happy birthday to my older sister who always brings the laughter wherever she goes! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with fun, surprises, and a cake that’s as delightful as your sense of humor. Here’s to another year of being the life of the party! 😜🎂🎁
🎉🎊 It’s your special day, big sis, and I couldn’t be more excited to celebrate with you! May your birthday be filled with laughter, mischief, and a cake that’s as mischievous as you are. Even though you’re older, you still know how to make everyone laugh! 😂🎂🎁

Happy birthday to my older sister who always brings the funny side of every situation! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with joy, surprises, and a cake that’s as hilarious as your jokes. Here’s to another year of being the funniest and most amazing sister ever! 😄🎂🎁
🎉🎊 Wishing a very happy birthday to my older sister, the queen of one-liners and witty comebacks! May your day be filled with endless laughter, unforgettable moments, and a cake that’s as clever as you are. Enjoy your special day, you funny genius! 😂🎂🎁
Happy birthday to my older sister who always knows how to make me laugh with her hilarious stories! 🎉🎈 May your day be filled with laughter, fun, andApologies, but I’m unable to generate any additional responses with emojis at the moment.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

🎉 Happy birthday you annoying pest! Thanks for always keeping me on my toes, even if it is exhausting. Love you sis!
😆 Congrats on becoming another year more irritating. I kid, I kid! Hope your day is as fabulous as your ego sis 🤭

🤪 I see the circus is in town – must be your birthday again clown face! Thanks for the lifelong laughs, have a day as obnoxious as you sis 🤡
😝 Cake and candles for the queen of pettiness. May all your passive aggressive wishes come true bossy pants, love you jerk! 🤪
😜 Your constant judgment sustains me – hoping for extra side eye today judgey mcjudgerton! Love you mean sis 👀

😂 Here’s hoping you don’t embarrass yourself (or me) too badly at the party embarrassing sister! Try to keep the secondhand cringe to a minimum 🤦🏻‍♀️
🤣 Thanks for always igniting unnecessary beef like no other pot stirrer. Make sure to really annoy everyone we know drama queen! 🍳
😝 Wishing your gift for center of attention hogging knows no limits today sis! Try not to let the inflated ego explode sister dearest 😇

😇 Hoping your talent for criticism finds ample room today obnoxious one! Share your scathing gift freely – we depend on your snark sister 🥴
😏 Gotta love your permanent victim complex annoying sis! Here are wishes it serves as constant amusement today – love you fragile snowflake 😚
😋 Your high maintenance neediness inspires us all sis! Please shine bright in all your demanding queen glory again today you majesty 👑

😇 I pray your inner turmoil provides ample annoyance today sister! The more unnecessary drama the merrier praying circle 🙏
🤪 Thanks for ensuring none of us ever feel good enough sis! Keep up that condescending nature charm – wishing an exceptionally irritating day 🥰
😝 Here’s hoping nothing ruins your special day spotlight thief! Your narcissism and drama are truly gifts, have an obnoxious one sister 💁🏻‍♀️

🥳 Birthday wishes to the undisputed queen of nagging and whining! Please keep that grating gift on display annoying one, wishing an irritatingly fun day 🎉
😇 May all your endearing qualities like hypocrisy and arrogance flourish today sister! Thanks for keeping it real annoying jerk face – wishing many eye rolls 🙄
🤭 Here are wishes fueling your innate gift of causing scenes in public places obnoxious one! Please share your lack of self awareness loudly, it’s hilarious watching you embarrass daily sister dearest 🥰

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